I’ve known about it for years. Delved into it every now and then for kicks. But until now, I don’t think I have ever been hooked.
UNVEIL: The Onion News Network– America’s Finest News Source now in video
The ONN will be generating hilarious content in a ‘serious’ light based on current events yesterday, today, and tomorrow. I was reading the CBS news article on ONN and The Onion’s Pres. Sean Mills who said, "We want as many people to see our news reports as possible … We can work out a deal with YouTube when they’re ready."
This is awesome! More skrag to add to the catapult preparing for the launch of Murdoch Video United [my take on an expected collaboration between media giants to create an online portal for their content]. I would hope, though, that Mills as well as others at The Onion do not take this jump lightly. It is a major move for them, possibly breaking into the ranks of loyal viewers of Jon Stuart and Steven Colbert.
"I think there is a demand for a 24-hour news
network that isn’t a parody like ‘The Daily Show’ … People want to get
the truth with a level of seriousness and integrity that only the Onion
can bring." –Mills says characterizing the show as a serious, traditional network news source. I believe they will go live this coming Tuesday, April 3, 2007.
The wonderful RIAA is at it again. Sending out subpoenas right and left. This time to students of the UMaine System. The
This reduces their profits as well as sufficient information to market their music.
the other day. I thought as I was eating that delicious-football-sized burrito, why hadn’t I tried another burrito chain, Burritoville, down the street? I have a valuable relationship with Chipotle. Valuable to the corporation at least. They have hooked me with their simple, tasty process of acquiring a burrito. The only reasons I would not go there for a burrito are if I am not hungry or if I am low on cash, I will not spend more than I have the means to. I would say that most people in this world form valuable relationships with brands they trust and love. The relationship is what a company should desire and pursue.